Miley Cyrus Pants

It’s true.  JD owns (and wears) a pair of leopard print skinny jeans from the Miley Cyrus collection at Wal-Mart.  Allow me to explain.

For those of you unfamiliar with the BMX style of clothing, they like to wear bright colors, tight jeans, and things that don’t really match.  As soon as JD got out of the Marine Corps, he immediately put away his polos and button ups in favor of gaudy t-shirts and bright colored jeans.

I have to admit, I believe that guys should leave skinny jeans to the ladies, but JD will be JD, and I’ll love him whether he’s wearing appropriately-fitting pants or not (although, after one particularly desperate search for a pair of green skinny jeans, I did have to break his heart and tell him that the one pair he found was definitely way too small to be suitable for public- I’ll spare you the details, but it was pretty bad).

Now to explain why he owns a pair of Miley Cyrus skinny jeans… During JD’s continuous search for interesting colors and patterns, he realized that it’s easier to find what he’s looking for (and cheaper) if he just buys girls’ jeans.  He gets made fun of, but he doesn’t care.  He’s just happy to have his red, purple, gray, black, and leopard print pants.