If you don’t have time to hand out Halloween candy and resort to putting a bowl of candy on the porch, a sign that says “We’re watching you” will prevent kids from taking everything in the bowl.
Knowing how to clutch-start your car will come in handy- yet another reason stick shifts are awesome.
Painting a small room is actually a bigger pain than a large room (careful, that wall behind you is probably not dry yet).
Posting a political opinion on Facebook- even when it’s nonpartisan- will always, ALWAYS trigger a long argument.
A little bit of landscaping will go a long way to making your house more presentable.
Inviting the dogs in bed in the morning will keep them quiet and happy- no more waking up to a wet snout in the face.
Kids + Halloween Costumes = Baby Fever
You can fall in love with a favorite song all over again.
No one gives advice like Mom. No one.